BillMillerisanunsuccessfulBroadwayperformeruntilhishandlersconvincehimtoenhancehisactwithastooge-TedRogers,aguypositionedintheaudiencetobethebuttofBill'sjokes.ButTedbeginstostealtheshow.Bill'sgirlfriendandhispalstellhimtomakeTedanequalpartner.Complicationsoccur,whileBillsingsandTedgetsthelaughs.,带着些许为难的表情说道:“有这二位都要,可是原石只有这么一块,要不你们二位谁再看看其他的吧,我这摊位上好品质的原石可不少!”……